Songs of epic fantasy!

Tema kaze svoje. Pesme epske fantastike!

Ovu sigurno znate!

Lord of the Rings

There are signs on the ring
which make me feel so down
there's one to enslave all rings
to find them all in time
and drive them into darkness
forever they'll be bound
Three for the Kings
of the elves high in light
nine to the mortal
which cry
[solo: Markus]
[Ref:] Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill
and there's no way out
Mordor
dark land under Sauron's spell
threatened a long time
threatened a long time
Seven rings to the gnomes
in their halls made of stone
into the valley
I feel down
One ring for the dark lord's hand
sitting on his throne
in the land so dark
where I've to go
[solo: Markus]
[Ref:] Slow down and I sail on the river
Slow down and I walk to the hill
Lord of the rings

S'obzirom da se ovako zove i tema, ajde evo ova pesma:

Bard's Song

Now you all know
The bards and their songs
When hours have gone by
I'll close my eyes
In a world far away
We may meet again
But now hear my song
About the dawn of the night
Let's sing the bards' song

Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow will take it away
The fear of today
It will be gone
Due to our magic songs

There's only one song
Left in my mind
Tales of a brave man
Who lived far from here
Now the bard songs are over
And it's time to leave
No one should ask you for the name
Of the one
Who tells the story

Tomorrow will take us away
Far from home
No one will ever know our names
But the bards' songs will remain
Tomorrow all will be known
And you're not alone
So don't be afraid
In the dark and cold
'Cause the bards' songs will remain
They all will remain

In my thoughts and in my dreams
They're always in my mind
These songs of hobbits, dwarves and men
And elves
Come close your eyes
You can see them too

Car Sulejman jasak učinio:
Da s' ne pije uz ramazan vino,
Da s' ne nose zelene dolame,
Da s' ne pašu sablje okovane,
Da s' ne igra kolom uz kadune;
Marko igra kolom uz kadune,
Marko paše sablju okovanu,
Marko nosi zelenu dolamu,
Marko pije uz ramazan vino,
Još nagoni odže i adžije,
Da i oni s njime piju vino
Idu Turci caru na parnicu:
"Car Sulejman, i otac i majko!
"Nijesi li jasak učinio,
"Da s' ne pije uz ramazan vino,
"Da s' ne nose zelene dolame,
"Da s' ne pašu sablje okovane,
"Da s' ne igra kolom uz kadune;
"Marko igra kolom uz kadune,
"Marko paše sablju okovanu,
"Marko nosi zelenu dolamu,
"Marko pije uz ramazan vino;
"Pa mu prosto, da sam pije vino,
"Već nagoni odže i adžije,
"Da i oni s njime piju vino."
Kad je care razumeo reči,
On pošilje dva svoja čauša:
"Otidite, dva čauša mlada,
"Pak kažite Kraljeviću Marku
"Da ga care na divan zaziva."
Otidoše dva čauša mlada.
Kad dođoše Kraljeviću Marku,
Ali Marko pod šatorom pije,
Pred njim kupa od dvanaest oka;
Besede mu dva čauša mlada:
"Da čuješ li, Kraljeviću Marko!
"Tebe care na divan zaziva,
"Da ti ideš caru na divana. "
Rasrdi se Kraljeviću Marko,
Pak dovati onu kupu s vinom,
Pa udara careva čauša,
Pršte kupa a pršte i glava,
I proli se i krvca i vino.
Ode Marko caru na divana,
Sede caru do desna kolena,
Samur-kalpak na oči namiče,
A buzdovan uza se privlači,
Britku sablju na krilo namiče;
Besedi mu care Sulejmane:
"Moj posinko, Kraljeviću Marko!
"Ta ja jesam jasak učinio,
"Da s' ne pije uz ramazan vino,
"Da s' ne nose zelene dolame,
"Da s' ne pašu sablje okovane,
"Da s' ne igra kolom uz kadune;
"Dobri ljudi o zlu govoriše,
"Na jednoga Marka potvoriše,
"Da ti igraš kolom uz kadune,
"Da ti pašeš sablju okovanu,
"Da ti nosiš zelenu dolamu,
"Da ti piješ uz ramazan vino,
"Još nagoniš odže i adžije,
"Da i oni s tobom piju vino.
"Za što kalpak na oči namičeš?
"Što l' buzdovan uza se privlačiš?
"Što li sablju na krilo namičeš?"
Al' besedi Kraljeviću Marko:
"Poočime, sultan Sulemane!
"Ako pijem uz ramazan vino,
"Ako pijem, vera mi donosi;
"Ak' nagonim odže i adžije,
"Ne može mi ta obraz podneti,
"Da ja pijem, oni da gledaju,
"Nek ne idu meni u meanu;
"Ako l' nosim zelenu dolamu,
"Mlad sam junak i dolikuje mi;
"Ako l' pašem sablju okovanu,
"Ja sam sablju za blago kupio;
"Ako igram kolom uz kadune,
"Ja se, care, nisam oženio,
"I ti s', care, bio neoženjen;
"Ako kalpak na oči namičem,
"Čelo gori s' carem se govori,
"Što buzdovan uza se privlačim,
"I što sablju na krilo namičem,
"Ja se bojim, da ne bude kavge,
"Ako bi se zametnula kavga,
"Teško onom, tko j' najbliže Marka!"
Gledi care na četiri strane,
Ne ima li tko bliže do Marka:
Al' kod Marka nigdi nikog nema,
Već najbliže care Sulejmane;
Car s' odmiče, Marko se primiče,
Dok dotera cara do duvara;
Car se maša rukom u džepove,
On izvadi stotinu dukata,
Pa i daje Kraljeviću Marku:
"Idi, Marko te se napij vina."

Ring Their Bells

Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses do we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our Slaying Song
And watch these suckers DIE!

(chorus)
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

Crashing through the door
Into the Dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out his fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making Balrogs fall
And our theif finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!

(chorus)

Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something hard.
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
The damn lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!

(chorus)

We appear in Hell
In front Satan's throne
Our Cleric waves us uot the dor
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'till they GLOW!

(chorus2)
Oh, rings their bells with Players and Spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZAD, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!

dadadada ring their bells zvanicno postaje himna foruma XD

Heheheheheheh eto vidite da sam najbolji bard ikada! (tacnije bard koji nadje najbolje pesme na netu i postane najbolji bard!)

Froggy, a shta tjemo sa nashom D'n'D? Jel imash ti kod sebe text, ja sam zaboravio pola...?

joooj da da da ja sam potpuno zaboravio na to!

kad iskopam postovacju

mislite na kulu u planini??

Ne, nego na ono: I play D'n'D every day and night itd.

aaaaaaaa, a postujte i kulu u planini

Evo krdo glupih pesama koje smo smislili kad nam je bilo dosadno

Tashi tashi tanana

Bastard sword i katana
za dva human fighteraa
u katani focusa
i s' bastardom fitova

Mag nam ima spelova
sa kog hoces levela
klerik s' puno hilova
i meta-magic fitova

Ubio je begara
thief sa 2-3 daggera
Ubit' zmaja putuju
pa cje da ga lutuju

Danas nam je divan dan

Svanuo je novi dan, novi dan, novi dan.
Klerik nam je restovan, restovan, restovan.
Hilo'vo, hilo'vo, pa se istroshio.
Hilo'vo, hilo'vo, pa se istroshio.

Primi nashe bafove, bracere i svecje
da nas dugo hilujesh jer niko drugi nece!

Zakleo se bumbar

Zakleo se fighter u shield i u sword
da cje celog sveta da postane lord.
Necje biti fighter od sad bilo ko,
ni human, ni elf, ni patuljak, ni gnom.

HEK SLESH, HEK EN SLESH, HEK EN SLESH EN HEK EN SLESH,
HEK SLESH, HEK EN SLESH, HEK EN SLESH SLESH, SLESH SLESH!

Crni leptir

Sechivo klejmora
Baca orke u kraj!
A mag iza kastuje
na zlog warlorda scry!


Glupi varvaru bezhi u nocj,
maga sachekaj i njegovu mocj!

Polete fireball
u chetu orkova
a zatim lightning bolt
u glavu warlorda

U partiju ne znaju
da tu je kraj
Archmage dolecje,
a s'njim crni zmaj!

TNT

See me riding on my warhorse
on you shiny palantir!
And i play it all day long,
if you know what i mean!

Dragons to the left of me
Dragons to the right.
Ain't got no life ain't got no smite,
so don't you start no fight!

Chorus:
'Cause i play DnD
Every day and night
DnD
And I'll use the smite!
DnD
I have holy sword
DnD
I'll be the lord!

Somehow i escaped the dragons
And i rode away.
Then i jumped of my horse
To have some rest.
The forest to the left of me
The river to the right.
Ain't got no life, ain't got no smite,
I'll make a camping site!

Chorus

Some noise woke me up
in the middle of the night,
I jumped out of bedroll
ready for the fight!
Missiles to the left of me
Missiles to the right
Black wizard was approaching me,
SO I CHARGED AND SMITE!

Chorus

Ova je malo polovichna
Nemoj srecjo nemoj danas

Dwarf sam ruzhan naoruzhan,
nemoj elfu nemoj danas.
da me jebesh zbog visine
glavu cju bre da ti skinem

Obrati se nekom gnomu,
Bacicju te Manticor-u

Pusti me da pijem pivo
nemoj elfu nemoj danas
jer smo, eto, blago meni
po prilichno odvaljeni...

Krchma u planini

Ima jedna kula u planini
vide joj se svetla nocju u dolini

Ko to zmajem slecje
i pred kulom shecje?

To je jedan baja
Epik level paja! (paladin:))

Pa izadje wizard
da se sa njim bije.
Ispod svoga cloak-a
dagger krije!

Pa dagger polete
kraj palje prolete!
kroz shumu i travu
Patuljka u glavu!!! (hell yeah! )

Ranjenog patuljka,
napoila nimfa,
na shield-u mu shara,
Duergara!

Kad god tuda prodjem
ja se bitke setim,
palja ubi maga
na zmaju odleti!

A patuljak jadan
umire bez snage!
"Nimfo daj josh travke
Pobrljavke!"

Ladno, ne mogu da verujem da si iskopao sve ove pesmice
A na Crnog leptira sam zaboravio skroz...

sluchajno skroz sam ih nashao